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A
Practical Handbook For the Boyfriend
At some point, every guy - player, geek,
mamas boy, "regular Joe" - meets a woman who makes him want to be a boyfriend.
A good boyfriend. Problem is, unless he's had some first-rate training, he
probably doesn't even know what that means. Felicity Huffman and Patricia
Wolff come to the rescue with this rollicking - and whip-smart - handbook
to navigating the minefield of male-female relationships.
It's been one week since you looked
at me
cocked your head to the side and said I'm angry.
Five days since you laughed at me
saying get that together come back and see me.
Three days since the living room
I realized it's all my fault, but couldn't tell you
Yesterday you'd forgiven me
but it'll still be two days till I say I'm sorry
Hold it now and watch the hoodwink
As I make you stop, think
You'll think you're looking at Aquaman
I summon fish to the dish, although I like the Chalet Swiss
I like the sushi 'cause it's never touched a frying pan
Hot like wasabe when I bust rhymes
Big like Leann Rimes
Because I'm all about value
Bert Kaempfert's got the mad hits
You try to match wits
You try to hold me but I bust through
Gonna make a break and take a fake
I'd like a stinkin achin shake
I like vanilla, it's the finest of the flavours
Gotta see the show, cause then you'll know
The vertigo is gonna grow
Cause it's so dangerous, you'll have to sign a waiver
How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad
Trying hard not to smile though I feel bad
I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
Can't understand what I mean?
Well, you soon will
I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
I have a history of taking off my shirt
It's been one week since you looked at me
Threw your arms in the air and said you're crazy
Five days since you tackled me
I've still got the rug burns on both my knees
It's been three days since the afternoon
You realized it's not my fault not a moment too soon
Yesterday you'd forgiven me
And now I sit back and wait till you say you're sorry
Chickity China the Chinese chicken
You have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin'
Watchin X-Files with no lights on, we're dans la maison
I hope the Smoking Man's in this one
Like Harrison Ford I'm getting Frantic
Like Sting I'm Tantric
Like Snickers, guaranteed to satisfy
Like Kurasawa I make mad films
Okay I don't make films
But if I did they'd have a samurai
Gonna get a set of better clubs
Gonna find the kind with tiny nubs just so my
irons aren't always flying off the back-swing
Gotta get in tune with Sailor Moon
Cause that cartoon has got the boom anime babes
that make me think the wrong thing
How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad
Trying hard not to smile though I feel bad
I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
Can't understand what I mean? You soon will
I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
I have a history of losing my shirt
It's been one week since you looked at me
Dropped your arms to your sides and said I'm sorry
Five days since I laughed at you
and said You just did just what I thought you were gonna do
Three days since the living room
We realized we're both to blame, but what could we do?
Yesterday you just smiled at me
Cause it'll still be two days till we say we're sorry
It'll still be two days till we say we're sorry
It'll still be two days till we say we're sorry
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12 Simple Rules
Love, dating, romance and seduction guide for men and women.
The
Girls' Guide to Surviving a Break-Up
The essential female companion from the
first moment he walks out of your life! The Girls' Guide to Surviving a Break-Up
offers step-by-step advice for getting over him.
The
Hell with Love: Poems to Mend a Broken Heart
Finally a book of poetry that describes
every emotion you go through when you are in love and heart broken. This
book is amazing and wonderful. I recommend it to who ever loves poetry and
ever had a broken heart.
Women
Men Love, Women Men Leave: What Makes Men Want to
Commit?
In easy psychological terms, this book
helps a woman understand why a man may react negatively to her even when
she feels she's doing everything right for a relationship. With different
female personalities portrayed, the reader will find themselves fitting one
or more of the profiles.
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